Crowd favorite*Main drama
The Drama Bucket
Crispy golden chicken for sharing. Regina heard “for staring.”
$18.99
HOT CHICKEN. COLD JUDGMENT.
Find your chic.
Then order chicken.
A very pink fast-food kitchen serving crispy chicken, big flavor and employees who should probably stop talking near the customers.
CRISPYPINKUNSUPERVISED
FRESH-ISH
Regina checked
Regina checked
01Pick your drama
02Regina checks the chicken
03Todd takes the credit
THE VERY SERIOUS MENU
Choose your fighter.
Big food. Bigger opinions. Tap any item and Regina will personally investigate whether she left you any.
Crowd favorite*
6 wings. 9 opinions.Main drama
Diva Hot Wings
Six spicy wings, creamy dip and absolutely no indoor voice.
$8.99
Todd approved it himselfMain drama
Todd’s Big Ego Burger
Crispy chicken, cheddar, lettuce, pickles, sauce and confidence.
$9.99
Spreads fastMain drama
Cheesy Gossip Pizza
Chicken, mozzarella, peppers and one story that is not ours to tell.
$14.99
Fully loadedSide quest
Loaded Chic Fries
Cheese fries with crispy chicken bites. Subtlety sold separately.
$6.99
ClassifiedSip happens
Secret Coke
Iced sparkling cola. The secret is ice. Please act surprised.
$2.99
Very photogenicSip happens
Pink Coke Float
Cola, pink ice cream and chocolate. Vivian chose the lighting.
$5.99
Therapy-adjacentEmotional support
Pink Drama Cake
Chocolate layers and pink cream for problems that require a fork.
$5.99
Gary’s apology lunchSide quest
Chic Crunch Salad
Fresh vegetables, croutons and dressing. Yes, this counts.
$7.99
Three-act mealMain drama
Diva Chicken Tacos
Three crunchy chicken tacos. Each believes she is the lead.
$9.99
Cut for the cameraMain drama
Cheesy Chicken Quesadilla
Four toasted wedges with chicken, cheese, salsa and good angles.
$9.49
Meeting canceledSide quest
Loaded Nachos
Chicken, cheese, jalapeños and sour cream. Productivity ends here.
$8.49
*The crowd is Regina. Regina is the crowd.
FRANCHISE MANAGER’S SPECIAL
“If it’s pink, it’s policy.”
Regina has promoted herself, approved the uniforms and moved the staff meeting to after lunch. Nobody authorized this. Nobody is stopping her.
MEET THE CREW
Four employees. One pink kitchen. Zero adult supervision.
They came to run a restaurant. They stayed because nobody could find the exit paperwork.
Todd
Assistant to the chicken. Promoted himself twice before lunch.
Confidence: 110% · Accuracy: pending
Regina
Self-appointed Franchise Manager. Protects the chicken from customers.
Inventory status: personal
Gary
Has seen everything. Wishes he had seen slightly less.
Current mood: “I reviewed it.”
Vivian
Runs the shift, the camera and, unofficially, everyone’s life.
Bad angle: never heard of herLIVE FROM THE KITCHEN
Come for the chicken. Stay for the HR evidence.
Turn sound on. Every episode begins with a simple task and ends with Gary reconsidering his career.
Regina’s official training video
How not to hold the bucket
Regina discovers gravity. The chicken discovers Regina.
Kitchen incident #01
Management arrives
Kitchen incident #02
The policy changes
Kitchen incident #03
Regina eats the evidence
WEBSITES, VIDEO MARKETING & ONE VERY PINK PHONE
Talk to the cast.
Choose your favorite employee and tell us what your business needs. The cast gets the drama. The SIMLIT team gets the brief.
A real confirmation email lands in your inbox after you send the request. Even Todd can’t lose it.
